Seriously motherfucker? SERIOUSLY?!?!

Who the fuck do you think you are, Keith Richards? No. You're not. You're an asshole. A grade A ASSHOLE. Are you wearing my eyeliner?!! That shit is $20 a pop motherfucker! Somebody better hold me back before I break your other legs, bitch!

Purrvert

You disgust me. Pretending that your perverted sex swing is a cast is just despicable! There are kittens out there in REAL casts in REAL agony and you're making a mockery of them! Whatever you do in the privacy of your own home is your business (how can you live with yourself?), but when you put it all up ons the internet for EVERYONE TO SEE... well, that's just repulsive. There are impressionable young kittens who can see your sexcapades with the click of a button! You outta be ashamed.

Don't come crying to me, jerk...

See?! This is why we can't have nice things. You're always fucking around, all cute and mischievous, probably scampering about with other furry woodland creatures and then BOOM!... This happens. Now you're all "boo hoo! I bwoke my paw!!!" DEAL WITH IT, DICKFACE.

Good Job, Asshole

Let me guess, you broke your paw during one of your exhausting daily activies such as sleeping.... or eating.... or sleeping. I bet you're not even hurt. I bet you're just a junkie desperate to get a fix so you faked an injury to get a hit of the finest shit. You give perfectly respectable kittens a bad name, jerk off. Get a job!